Tuesday, June 28, 2011

LIMONECELLO, MOTOR SCOOTERS, AND VERY FRIENDLY OLDER LADIES-- DAY 12

Thank goodness we survived and escaped the Twilight Zone.  (I still can’t believe that the police station is a hotel, that just seems to invite problems in my mind.)  The drive around the Naples area was awful -- traffic everywhere and it was the middle of the day.    I could tell Savage was getting peeved.  The TZ just about did us both in, maybe the coastline will help us recuperate.

They even had interesting folks at the toll booths:

When we got off the main road for Sorrento, it was a two lane road.  But the motor scooters used it as a four lane road.  It is obligatory for every teenage boy to have motor scooter and a hot chick on the back (some with helmets and some without).  This is the prime area of where Italians drive like maniacs.  The streets were very narrow (thus the small cars).  There were a few small communities before we reached Sorrento.  While driving down there we saw a lemonade stand (shaped like a lemon). 
Also a great overlook -- water :)  feeling better already.  We are both beach people in a way, he likes to surf and I like to listen to the surf.  Our B&B is not on the water, but anything could beat the “resort” we were in for the last two nights.




Got a little turned around but found Villa Adriana in Sorrento.  It was a few blocks from the main town area, in a somewhat residential area (except the Hilton was right next door). 
We had arrived a little early and buzzed upstairs.  There was a huge beautiful gate and the guesthouse looked like a beautiful house.  A young girl that reminded me of my sister came out on the balcony, she was still cleaning the rooms.  Andrea and her husband Valerio own Villa Adriana.  She is a spunky Australian surfer girl (Savage was loving it -- just his type and she had the Aussie accent -- not the Southern one).  She showed us where to park -- they had an underground garage - extremely small.  I let Savage park (the “good” driver did a good job getting in the mini space).  We brought up overnight bags -- even though we were going to be here a few days -- I had packed it all in one bag (good on me).   
Andrea showed us to our room -- great little balcony, view of the pool, very spacious bathroom and tiled floor throughout.  She gave us some suggestions for lunch as it was time for that.  We wandered down toward town and found an alleyway with a small sandwich shop -- turkey, cheese, and lettuce - good one.  I can’t express hot drenching hot it was in Sorrento and in that little cafe.  
Savage went back to the room to sleep/decompress/swim, whatever.  I decided to hit the streets and see what Sorrento had to offer.  Lovely cobblestone streets, lots of shops with local wares, and beautiful overlooks of the Gulf of Naples.    The shops sold limonecello, frozen lemon drinks, and coral jewelry.  I found a lovely silver necklace in the windown -- got that one and the coral one too -- in for a penny in for a pound.  I always like to get a nice souvenir when I visit different places.  But I think I need to be banned from jewelry shops on this trip.  The guy had to restring my coral necklace so I wandered around some more while I waited.  








On the overlook, you could see the “beaches” -- they were piers with umbrellas.  Not my idea of a beach at all.  Went back to the jewelry shop and picked up my purchases. 
















 Then headed back to the guesthouse.  I was looking forward to getting out of my drenching wet clothes and into that pool.  It was so hot in Sorrento and walking just wore me out.  Most of these people take a siesta in the afternoon and the restaurants were closed for a few hours in the afternoon.  
The pool was very relaxing, I love floating and they have a little walkway you can hold onto so you don’t hit the sides.  After cleaning up, Savage and I meandered down to the town and just wandered the streets.  He wanted to eat at the waterfront.  So we headed in that direction. Found stairs -- lots of them-- down to the old marina area.  They had a stage set up and a lot of boats.  I saw my first ever little person in real life.  He was walking fast through the marina area -- a little man in a big hurry.













The first place we sat down at had quite a few people and no one had any food nor was there a sign of a waitress.  So we vacated and went to the next place -- the pier had set up for beach chairs and the cafe was open but wasn’t serving food.  So we had cokes and water then started our search again.  On the way back up, there were some American students taking pictures of their shadows - very artistic.
There was a traveling band serenading the tourists and Savage wasn’t having any of it.  So we found a cafe and great seats outside.  It was quiet and the food looked good.  Our waiter was an older suave looking gentleman.  He wore a pink shirt and a pink tie.  His voice sounded like he was from New York City.  They were playing New York Italian music too.  





That traveling band found us and Savage almost came out of his skin.  It was very amusing.  The food was very good -- Gnocchi Sorrentino -- tomato and cheese.  Savage had seafood rissotto -- a local dish and that was good too.  
The sun had gone down and found a homemade ice cream shop -- chocolate and lemon -- excellent.  Very friendly older woman who was very interested in flirting with Savage, his expression was hysterical.   








There were lots of people out on the streets, it seemed that the locals all came out in droves.  They sold spinning pens that lit up.  On the way back to the room, we stopped at the Bastion and could see the city all lit up.  It was a great view and the weather had cooled off. 
In our room the A/C was working and it was quiet.  All that walking today wore me out and I was so thankful to be gone from the Twilight Zone.  

Monday, June 27, 2011

DAY 2 TWILIGHT ZONE--- A DAY OF NOTHING, CREPES, AND THE CARABINIERI -- DAY 11

Slept very late -- NOTHING to do today, absolutely nothing.  Can I handle a day like this?  If I was near a sandy Gulf beach with a soft beach chair.... no beach, but there were beach chairs and a huge pool.
Today was Savage’s day -- whatever he wants to do..... as he is a sun bunny he relaxed in the beach chair in the sun, with tanning lotion on.  On the other hand, I am Snow White (another one of our many differences) and sat under the umbrella in the beach chair avoiding the sun but enjoying the silence and my book.  (Maybe I made a wrong choice in the book though -- it was a little negative, which I think influenced my mood too.)   I don’t think I have had a day in my life in a long time where I have done nothing.  I was kind of liking this -- good choice Savage, I think my blood pressure is extremely low.  Do I have to go back to work?



This is the second time I got to swim on this trip.  The pool was massive.  Very few people were out by the pool and thankfully no little kids (they were in the pool under our room).
 
the view from our room -- how picturesque.... not

There was a man out fishing our room 
we were in a definitely local area

This felt very “Stepford Wife”ish, it’s a resort with nothing really to do.  The spa wasn’t open yet (my luck), the fitness center was practically nothing, but the mini office/internet room was ok -- one computer.  We had to negotiate for it - Savage to chat with his girlfriend and me to upload photos to snapfish and to search for a hotel on the Amalfi Coast.  We needed to find a cheap one because Savage was jobless and had been traveling for quite awhile -- and he was traveling for quite a while after I left -- those Kiwis vagabond more than we do (my dream though, how do I become a Kiwi).  I keep telling him when he wins the lottery or becomes rich, he gets to fund a 5 star hotel trip.... next time.

I went up to the room and I got ready to try and find us a restaurant.  This “resort” didn’t even have a lunch place.  I would kill for a hamburger.  There was nothing in the area -- no restaurants that looked safe.  So off we went to Pouzzoli.  This was a port city.  We parked by the port and walked into town.  It was a very local place -- no tourists here.  
sweet roads here in Southern Italy

no brother, this is not a hot blonde it's a baby :)



what is he doing? or is that a she? 


Found a few tattoo places and a sandwich shop -- 4 euros and it wasn’t bad.  Kind of like a calzone without the sauce-- ham and cheese.  Then across the street there was a crepe shop -- nutella crepe for us to share in the square.  The sweet girl in the shop tried so hard to speak English to me.  And I tried to speak Italian --  interesting yet short conversation.  
In the square there were some stalkers staring at us.  I guess they have never seen a Southern Belle in a yellow floppy hat and a Kiwi in board shorts and trucker's cap.  Very sunny and warm and creepy.  
Got out of there and back to the Twilight Zone resort again.  (Little did we know that there was the Caserta Palace down the road -- an Italian palace.)  We decided we weren’t “digging” Southern Italy.  
this is a ruins behind all this trash, ugh conservationist they are not.


While Savage was chatting up his girlfriend online, I was on the lanai enjoying my book and the view.  Two good looking Carabinieri were sitting right across from me.  (And they wouldn’t shut up, I understood some of what they were saying.  Then they started talking to me, funny trying to chat with them.)  
A young mother came out with her 2 small children, she kept saying “Basta Basta Basta” -- Enough Enough Enough.  Because the little boy wouldn’t stop.  She had enough and so did I, so up to the room I went. 
Got dressed for dinner and decided I was ready to escape this hole.  We found a guesthouse -- Villa Adriana in Sorrento that looked good.  (And they have a pool.)  
We went back down to the buffet aka the only game in town.  Sat outside again --- the weather was good and cool by then.  Savage was loving this "all you could eat action" -- for a skinny guy he could eat a lot.  He would dive it at Ryan’s or at a Vegas buffet.  FYI -- The only US area he has been to is Denver and the Rocky Mountains.  How sad, the US has so many fun places to go.  He would fit in perfectly in San Francisco, Venice Beach, Malibu, Paia, or even New Orleans.  Those are places he swore he would never visit. I wonder why he doesn't want to visit the US -- he has been to Africa, Europe, Asia and the Middle East but he says he has no desire to visit my home country.  I don't think he likes Americans,  I wonder why he's my friend? Strange, because I am about as American as you can get -- even a Daughter of the American Revolution and I have some Cherokee blood too.  I think he finds me entertaining with my weird American naive ways. And I find his laid back Kiwi ways refreshing... More interesting people to meet at dinner------ 
On the lanai dining area, I met a Dutch man who worked for NATO.  There is an Italian Airforce base nearby and he works there and stays at this lovely (joking) resort while in town.  
Also found out this is the Carabinieri’s base -- yes, we were staying in a police station.  The irony of that for me is unbelievable -- I work in law enforcement -- somewhat.  
I was adventurous tonight - I tried octopus, ugh, the texture almost did me in.  I just shut out of my mind what it actually was.  It wasn’t really that bad, but I don’t think I could eat a lot of it.  I had watermelon (didn’t know they had that out of the south) and that was great but didn’t taste like our watermelon. Anyone who knows me knows this is not what I normally eat:



Back up to the room and had a great bubble bath in that wonderful tub -- a treat for sure.   I wasn’t going to have any trouble sleeping tonight.  Anxious about escaping, I mean leaving tomorrow.  
I haven’t ever been stuck with anyone this long for 24/7 and I think we are seriously getting on each others nerves.  Will definitely be getting some alone time when we get to Sorrento.  I don’t know how people do this.  He is getting on my last nerve and I know I am getting on his.  But we started communicating and that is a help.  I am extremely honest but just keep most things inside, unless it’s family.  I decided just to tell it like it is and he did too, so it put us on equal footing.  Much better, we had a common goal - get out of the twilight zone and have a great last 2 weeks in Southern Italy ---- Adventures await...... Amalfi Coast here we come.